Sunday, September 14, 2008

I wouldn't write about it if it wasn't keeping me awake.

My neighbors make the most unpleasant noises during sex. The man generally speaks in a very squeaky voice day and night (almost Disney character-esque), the sharpness of which increases during intercourse. The woman sort of mews like a cat whose paw is caught in a mouse-trap. It really sounds weepy and concern-worthy.

Doesn't it feel weird to think about Chinese people enjoying sex?


Liz said...

I and my friends looking over my shoulder thank you for brightening up our day with this description.

Gwendolyn said...

Absolutely TMI